Time Departed for Party: 10:30 pm
Shots Taken Before Entering Bar: 5
Time Spoken with Janice (cumulative): 6 minutes
Girls' Phone Numbers Acquired by Leo: 1
Girls' Phone Numbers Acquired by Jack: 1
Weight Gained by Janice Since I Last Saw Her: 12-15 lbs
Drinks I Consumed That Weren't Mine (aka Fallen Soldiers): Approx. 6
Times I Ate Shit on my Rollerblades: 2
Strawberries/Gaping, Flesh Wounds on my body: 3
Contents in Stomach at End of Night: 0
Blog Archive
-
▼
2007
(207)
-
▼
October
(22)
- How Do Fortune Cookies Always Know?
- A Recap in Numbers
- Janice Returns
- It's Official
- Calm Before the Storm
- Penny Lancaster (1024x768 & 1280x800 WideScreen)
- Going Solo is Awkward.
- Roomie Takes The Stand
- People's Hottest Bachelor = My Twin?
- Hidden Treasues Under My Bed
- Death to The Creator of Sexy Halloween Costumes!
- Open Bar Will Get You Street Cred
- Kelly Brook (1024x768 & 1280x800 WideScreen)
- Surprise Care Package
- How PDA Ruined my Saturday Night
- Yep. That's It.
- I Love My Friends Pt. 5
- Cheryl Tweedy - Wallpapers (1280x800) & (1024x768)
- What I'm Looking For
- Well That Put a Bounce in my Step!
- The Problem with my Wingman
- Blacked Out Blunders with the Bruins: Part 2
-
▼
October
(22)