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Friday, February 8, 2008

This Is Why I Crush

I've read studies that show that guys are NOT attracted to "funny" girls; girls who can make you laugh, chuckle, slap your knee, etc.

I never got that. A girl who can crack me up always gets high marks (even more so if she laughs at MY jokes). Humor is the most attractive quality to me; hook line and sinker. Whoa, two references where I place myself as a fish... what does that say about how I view myself?

Beth: Go to this.
So@24: ???
Beth: I said that to you in our night in Portland!
So@24: Oh yeah!
Beth: Jerk.
So@24: Well what did we walk in between? You say that when you're holding hands with someone and something comes in between you two that breaks the link.
Beth: You don't remember anything ever.
So@24: Yes I do! I think we just remember different stuff. I always think I remember more than you.
Beth: Dream away, Lover Boy.
So@24: You'll be eating those words soon enough. Just wait til you get my letter, then you'll be eating those words soon enough. I put it in a cool envelope too, you can't miss it.
Beth: What is it? Does it say something googly? What does it say?
So@24: What does that mean?
Beth: Googly. Moosh cake factory. Is it going to make me cry? I'm not reading it.
So@24: Yes you are. You are going to read it. It's going to be a serious problem producing a child if you can't handle "moosh cake factory"
Beth: It's that kind of mooshy!? Porno mooshy?
So@24: Yes, Beth. I sent you a porno letter in a Nickelodeon-esque type envelope. Aren't you excited?
Beth: I don't even know how to answer that one to be honest. I think one of my fantasies might be to one day do the deed on a big orange couch. I cannot lie about that.
Beth: Excuse me, "the" big orange couch.
So@24: I don't think I've ever been more turned on by you in all the years I've known you as I am now.

Home girl knows the way to my heart. I'm such a sucker.



** Fireside Friday is on the way! I crank it out during my lunch break.