And women in America think they have it bad...

Street Education

Be Very Afraid!

Corporate Women's Shoes

"Who Needs Big Tits?"

Perhaps she doesn't. But what she does need is a paper bag. Guess where I want her to put it?

Would You Still Ask Her Out?

A Man's Purpose...

"Boy I'd like to be this golfer's boyfriend!"

Impossible to please...

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Early Learning...

How did you know I was single?

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
             
A half-gallon of 2% milk                                               
A carton of eggs                                                       
A quart of orange juice                                                   
A head of lettuce                                                         
A 2 lb. can of coffee                                                     
A 1 lb. package of bacon                                               
                                                                           
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. 
 
While the purchases were being rung-up, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single.."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.     
                                                                           
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Yes, you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?"                                                                                              
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".  

Taxi Drivers Prefer Small Denominations...

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Union Station," answered the woman.

"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

The driver replied, "Well, ma'am, I can't help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare?"

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

Gotta love Holland...

Golddigger gets her just reward...

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Oh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!"

The 8's

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?

At 8  - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

Nazi atrocities on Jewish women

Jewish women and children from Subcarpathian Rus(Carpatho-Ukraine) who have been selected for death at Auschwitz-Birkenau, walk toward the gas chambers.


A German policeman shoots individual Jewish women who remain alive in the ravine after the mass execution. (1942).

Jewish women stripping before their deaths.,USSR, 1941

Ukrainian Jews who were forced to undress before they were massacred by Einsatzgruppe detachments.

Members of the 21st Latvian Police Battalion assemble a group of Jewish women for execution.

German police and Ukrainian collaborators in civilian clothes look on as Jewish women are forced to undress before their execution.


Naked Jewish women being driven towards Gas Chamber V-Auschwitz ll Birkenau.

Members of a Lithuanian militia unit force a group of Jewish women from Panevezys to undress before their execution in the Pajuoste Forest.

Jewish women from the Mizocz Ghetto in the Ukraine, which held roughly 1,700 Jews. Some are holding infants as they are forced to wait in a line before their execution by Germans and Ukrainian collaborators.

Jewish women and children are ordered to undress prior to their execution.

A Latvian policeman leads a group of Jewish women to the execution site in Latvia.

A group of naked Jewish women and girls walk to the execution site on the beach near Liepaja, Latvia.

A group of Jewish women stand at the edge of an open mass grave facing the sea before their murder.

A Jewish woman pleads for her life at a mass-murder scene.jpg

10 Hottest and Sexiest Sci-Fi Women Ever!

"Woman" is a subject that does not frequent the Geek mind. However, once is a while a woman comes along that completely blows (no pun inteded) every male, and some female geeks away. For a period of time that woman will occupy his mind, his desktop and his right hand will be named after her. These women can appear out of nowhere. Usually though, they pop out of movies, games and cartoons. This article has grouped together in no particular order, arguably the 10 hottest chicks of all time, spanning all ages and all forms of media. Chicks that are guaranteed to have given thousands of nerds and geeks thousands of lumps in their pants.

Lara Croft - This collection of pixels went straight from the screen and into your pants. She's hot, carries an arsenal of deadly firearms, is a fabulous gymnast, and does what you tell her to do - except that, Eidos didn't program that. Many bespectacled, hunch-backed and pimply boys fantasied about being her and being inside her. Many tissues fell in the war to clean keyboards and monitors in the aftermath. This tomb raider was responsible for taking the first-wank virginity of many a nerd. Pics

Seven-of-Nine - Who hasn't fantasized doing a sixty-nine with seven-of-nine? The poor Borg! Little did they know that their implants, far from assimilating seven-of-nine, would make everyone want to implant something in her. It's a pity that no one took advantage of her quest to be more human by showing her that unlike the Borg's electromechanical implants, there are less painful sausage like biological ones. Hottest most do-able Borg ever. Pics

Princess Leia - There is something kinky and perverted seeing Leia in a super sexy metal bikini and a fat, slimy and ugly Jabba the Hutt slavering close to her. You almost want Jabba to do something nasty to the princess. Dang, if I was Jabba, that metal bikini would have been in the Rancor pit and I would have been on top of Leia's fair naked body. The kit has also become very popular with the cosplay community. So for all you leia freaks out there, there are a lot of Leia look-a-likes around. All you need is a van with tinted windows, a blackjack and some masking tape. Pics

Col. Wilma Deering - Hot Damn! Spacechips, lasers, planets, aliens and Colonel Deering in incredibly short skirts. How much could a little boy take? Buck Rogers delivered on every level. Added to this volatile mix is the fact that I was probably small enough to look up her skirt! The episode where telepathic midget aliens try, and partly succeed at unbuttoning her tunic seems to be indelibly imprinted in my mind. Pics

Wonder Woman - A beautiful woman running around in a swimsuit and boots. Her super heroine suit may look positively prudish in today's Wicked Weasel micro bikini age. However, back then, it was ultra sexy. Those blue briefs, red high heel boots, that lustrous black hair and the lasso of truth were just plain wholesome. She could have lassoed my heart or any other body part, any day. Pics

Ellen Ripley - You don't get much tougher than this girl. She's running around in panties and a singlet, but you know that if you try to mess with her, she will rip your balls off, put them in your mouth and stick her boot so far up your ass, that she will kick you in the nuts. Just ask those bad-ass aliens she put to rest. Ain't nothing sexier than a chick in panties holding a weapon of mass destruction. i.e Ripley giving me a handjob.

Uhura - The hot communications officer aboard the original USS Enterprise. She's also the first black chick to appear in a major TV series and was a participant in tv's first interracial kiss with James T. Kirk. She made that boring federation uniform look hot and those thighs looked like they could strangle a lucky alligator. Her short skirts always threatened upskirt, but sadly never delivered. I'd like to teleport her uniform to the edge of the universe, and herself onto me. Pics

Aika Sumeragi - More white panties than a fastidious convent. With panty flashes every 20 odd seconds who can fault this anime creature of repressed sexuality? With legs that literally start from her neck and end up 3 feet under the earth, she's the leggiest blond around and is not afraid to use those pins in some serious round-house kicks. The Japs are obviously obsessed with panties and young looking women, i.e namasera, burusera etc. But we can enjoy this without going to a perverted extreme. Pics

Samus Aran- This is probably my personal choice. When I first played Metroid on the NES with my brother, we were blown away at the end when the bounty hunter removed it's helmet to reveal beautiful flowing hair. There was shock, horror and yes, even outrage at first. But these soon turned to worship. She was my first (heroine), and you never forget your first. My NES is now probably buried in a dump somewhere with cockroaches using it as a home, but Samus still lives on in my mind.

Sexy babe no. 10 -This last slot is a place holder for you. Who gave you a lump in your pants?

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