Tiger Comeback!

Tiger's Wood

So Tiger Wood, sticks his tiger's wood into numerous prey, and then claims that he's a sex addict. What an excuse! Every guy who has a pulse - no matter how feeble it is - is a sex addict. Come on which guy in this universe is not addicted to sex? Given the opportunity to shag 10 hot women a day, which man on this planet would say no? A man of the cloth you say? You have to change the offer to 10 boys for them.

There is no such thing as sex addiction for guys simple because every guy is a sex addict, even gay ones. So how are they going to wean tiger off his sex addiction? First they let him have sex with 10 women a day. Then they gradually reduce the number of women, until finally, he's just helping himself. Like nicotime patches that ease the pain, he may well be using flesh-lights and blow up dolls.

Tiger Woods does not have a sex addiction. His problem is he couln't keep it in his pants.

Great Golf Excuses

Men love to play golf (though I can't figure out why) - but their girlfriends and wives feel that they love it a bit too much. Which is why they need good excuses in order to get themselves out on to the course. These great suedo Golf Jokes are hilarious and may even work.

If you test the new car you get a free round of golf

I have to change my whole theory on golf after I read the USGA rules

Everyone cool plays golf

I'm retired so I have to

Church was cancelled because of the snow so I decided to go golfing

Golfing and drinking beer are just downright fun

You get a free beer at the turn

Getting frustrated is great and I can only get that when on the golf course

Golf is the only place that I can take my woman and she can't talk the whole time

Golf is a great place to learn patience and I need to learn that

I just bought brand new golf contact lenses and they can cut 5 strokes off my score

Excuse? I don't need no excuse!

"Boy I'd like to be this golfer's boyfriend!"