Jennifer Aniston Nude? Nope, Close But No Cigar.

Only a few people have seen Jen nude. These include Vince Vuaghn and Brad Pitt and most recently the photographer for GQ magazine. Unfortunately these losers have not obliged us with nudie pics of her. She just recently appeared on the cover and in GQ mag - semi nude as usual -Yaaaawwn! For all those girl-next door fans out there, I hate to disappoint you, but there are no nude pics of Ms Jennifer Aniston. No upskirts, downblouse, nippleslips, panty flashes etc. The question is why does she continue to tease men and lesbos with semi nude pics, always with her nipples and muff covered by strategically placed objects?

I'm guessing it's because thats all she has. Once she completely gets her kit off, that will be it. No one will be interested in her anymore. Kind of like the anti-climax you feel after a wank. But she need not fear because other famous stars have continued to shine even after they have satisfied the you-tubers with good old fashined nudity.

Angelina Jolie has gone full frontal and sent most men's blood south (i.e. penis, south get it?). She's still a hugley bankable as well as wankable star. Nicole Kidman aka ice princess has gone full ftontal too, though it was thankfully in a play. Jessica Biel will soon take some of it off aswell.

There is life after nudity, unless you have played and bluffed with the 'girl-next-door' card for so long that once you put them down on the table, every one sees that you aint got jack. So here's the dilemma. If Jen continues to cock tease the internet-ers and you-tubers, how long can she keep it up? These people though not too bright have some modicum of intelligence. They are going to cotton on to the fact that there is no climax at the end of all the teasing. On the other hand if she does bare it all then there is a high probability that the internet-ers and you-tubers will just probably say 'is that it?'

Poor Jen. To bare or not to bare, that my friends is the question

PS: I forgot, there is one pic of her without her top, at least people seem to think it's her. Happy googling!

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Paris Hilton - Limerick Profile

There was once a hottie called Paris,
Who was famous for being an heiress;
Till she met Rick Solomon,
Good grief, she swallows man,
Now we're on first names with her clitoris.

She's had heaps and heaps of pets,
From kinkajous, dogs to ferrets;
But her fave was a bitch,
By the name Nicole Ritch,
Who she dumped and now really regrets.

She gulps sushi like a swallowing whore,
But colas and soft drinks get a no;
Luvs injections to her behind,
Of the sticky hot beef kind,
But also orders a lot of Taco Bell to go.

Many think she's a dim witted tart,
But reality is - she's really not smart;
Her most quotable quote,
And one worthy of note,
Is "Do they like sell walls at Wal-Mart?"

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Britney Spears in Playboy's Top 25 Sexiest Celebs

Jeebus! WTF is going on. In which sick old pervert’s sick perverted drug addled mind is Britney Spears even remotely attractive? Oh, I forgot Hugh Hefner. Looks like old Hugh is high on pain killers and Viagra. Servicing three beautiful wives has obviously taken its toll on the old fool.

Britney is a dumb bimbo who comes from a white trash family. I mean her 17 year old slut of a sister is pregnant for Christ sake. Lucky she doesn't have a brother, otherwise he'd have ended up as the father. Ordinarily I don’t mind white trash, - i.e. Kylie Minogue - but Britney is the pits. Her father must be already investing her vast fortune in moonshine and TV dinners. The poll was carried out over the internet and the primary respondents were obviously socially challenged 13 year olds and paedophilic, half blind old coots. If sexy is defined as “shaved head and cunt” then Britney is super sexy. Maybe those candid cunt shots (eeek!) have had something to do with her appearing in this poll. Anyway, it’s patently obvious that Playboy has lost the plot and lost touch with it’s readers. Who in their right mind would want to have sex with Britney Spears apart from that dumb fuck Kevin Federline and the lobotomised Justin Timberlake? But, if you look at the other moronic celebs featured on the list - britney starts looking quite fuckable really. Looks like Playboy was thinking with its dick and re-defined the word sexy as below.


sexy (seksey)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.

1. Arousing or tending to arouse desire or interest in persons under 13 years and over 80 years of age.
2. Slang, describe any animal or thing that had sexual intercourse with that brainless amoeba named Kevin Federline.
3. Females with shaved cunts.


Poor Webster must be turning in his grave. Playboy is officially dead from today. Well almost dead anyway. Like the owner.

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