Britney Spears in Playboy's Top 25 Sexiest Celebs

Jeebus! WTF is going on. In which sick old pervert’s sick perverted drug addled mind is Britney Spears even remotely attractive? Oh, I forgot Hugh Hefner. Looks like old Hugh is high on pain killers and Viagra. Servicing three beautiful wives has obviously taken its toll on the old fool.

Britney is a dumb bimbo who comes from a white trash family. I mean her 17 year old slut of a sister is pregnant for Christ sake. Lucky she doesn't have a brother, otherwise he'd have ended up as the father. Ordinarily I don’t mind white trash, - i.e. Kylie Minogue - but Britney is the pits. Her father must be already investing her vast fortune in moonshine and TV dinners. The poll was carried out over the internet and the primary respondents were obviously socially challenged 13 year olds and paedophilic, half blind old coots. If sexy is defined as “shaved head and cunt” then Britney is super sexy. Maybe those candid cunt shots (eeek!) have had something to do with her appearing in this poll. Anyway, it’s patently obvious that Playboy has lost the plot and lost touch with it’s readers. Who in their right mind would want to have sex with Britney Spears apart from that dumb fuck Kevin Federline and the lobotomised Justin Timberlake? But, if you look at the other moronic celebs featured on the list - britney starts looking quite fuckable really. Looks like Playboy was thinking with its dick and re-defined the word sexy as below.


sexy (seksey)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.

1. Arousing or tending to arouse desire or interest in persons under 13 years and over 80 years of age.
2. Slang, describe any animal or thing that had sexual intercourse with that brainless amoeba named Kevin Federline.
3. Females with shaved cunts.


Poor Webster must be turning in his grave. Playboy is officially dead from today. Well almost dead anyway. Like the owner.

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