Top 10 Reasons A Non-Tibetan Will Join The Anti-China Protest

Home of the Anti-Anti-China Protests. Here are the top 10 reasons a NON-Tibetan will join an Anti-China rally. It assumes that the 'NON-Tibetan' is of sound mind and is not a loser with too much time on their hands.

10. You notice that there are hot chicks protesting on your TV and you fancy your chances with them.

9. You hate China because although your iPod only costs $300 instead of $1000 because it's made in China, China still doesn't produce blow-up dolls.

8. Millions of children die in Africa due to lack of food an medicine but you prefer protesting because you want to shout and make a nuisance of yourself rather than actually help save people.

7. Terrorism and genocide in third world countries claim thousands of lives a year, but you don't want to protest 'THOSE' crimes because you might actually get hurt by people who would really hurt you. You just want it to look like you're being hurt by the cops.

6. You married a yak when you were on holiday in Tibet and you have family there.

5. Keanu Reeves like spent 7 years in Tibet and like Richard Gere is like the Dalai Lama's homy, so like wow, like you know, yeah protest or something. Like what-eva.

4. Got piss drunk with friends on Friday night. Went to sleep on the piss drenched pavement. Woke up with a Tibet flag draped around you, a French cop applying the choke hold around your neck and a Chinese torch guard preparing to round-house your head.

3. You wanted to prove Simon Cowell wrong at the Idol tryouts when he said that you were too ugly to be on radio let alone TV.

2. The Whaling has stopped, so you need a new job.

1. Your espoused governmental and spiritual leader of Tibet told you NOT to. But you thought we was winking when he said so.

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Why Are The Anti-China Tibet Protesters Ruining the Olympics for Everybody?

Why do these Anti-China protesters assault the poor torch bearers and try to snuff out the flame? They attack poor innocent, and at times young people. It's terrible to see the torch bearer's face turn from sheer joy to abject horror as these protesting thugs attack them. They are disrespecting all the athletes who have trained hard and injected untraceable amount of steroids, the sponsors who have spent a small country's GDP to secure sponsorship and the sports fans.

The Dalai Lama has asked for the protests and the violence to stop fearing that there will be a backlash in China. Not that he's bothered about the people actually getting hurt due to the violence. Looks like nobody cares what the head of the exiled government and Spiritual leader have to say.

So the question remains as to who the heck are these protesters. Most of them don't even look vaguely Tibetan. I understand the plight and anger of a true Tibetan refugee who might still fear for his family and friends back in Tibet, and would wish his country to be free from Chinese rule. But western looking protesters who appear to have no Tibetan blood? Who the hell are they? Do these non-Tibetan losers have soo much time on their hands as to espouse this cause with such vigour? Did they perhaps once visit Tibet and get drunk there? Or maybe made love to a Yak and so have family there? Why don't they concentrate on more pressing issues such as world hunger and terrorism that claims lives of men, women and children everyday.

I must admit that I get a thrill out of watching police officers take down protesters. Reminds me of WWE and Nintendo's Pro Wrestling but without the pretense. But, I digress. China is going to host the Olympics, come hell or high water. So why spoil it for everyone. By all means protest as much as you want. Go trash all the Chinese embassies, picket outside the White house, abuse the UN and apply the cross-face chicken wing on all members of the Olympic committee. But, please do not bother people who have no interest in Tibet. Some of us have more important issues like terrorism in our countries to worry about.

The Olympics is global event. By spoiling it you don't engender sympathy, you engender hate. And you don't have to be a Buddhist or a Jedi Knight to know that hate leads to suffering. My only regret is that the police are not allowed to use batons, spear tackles, round-house kicks, Piranha Bites and the Flying Cross-Chop on these blasted protesters. If you have too much time on your hands. Contribute to saving starving children in Africa. You might not appear on TV but god will thank you.

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