Husband Caught Wife Having Sex(Woods) but got ATTACK INSTEAD!

The husband name Anthony Silindza was on his way home after work on the way back he spotted something weird movement behind the rocks obviously there is 2 person at the back there. Than when he go closer and closer he saw a familiar face was actually his wife and with an other guy and obviously it is cheating on him. It actually happen in the forest and making passionate love behind a rocks.

Actually Anthony didn’t suspect it was her wife until he see with his 2 own eye. When anthony go closer and closer both of them having sex in the woods notice funny sound and stop and have a look. The guy that her wife is having sex is name Calvin Elvis. After seeing Anthony maybe he notice that it is her husband he start to throwing stone at Anthony with any warning whatsoever.



Than this went to court charged of assaulting a person. Than obviously Calvin would defense himself by saying that the female he having sex with are having a child together. Than he denied any allegation that he throw or assault her husband whatsoever by saying that he fall when he saw her husband was coming when he is running. Even though both of them is still married but they both are staying separate house because of the incident. Obviously the guy feel betrayed from her wife because putting so much trust of her but she did something to hurt him.

Than sadly Calvin been sentenced on prison as guilty as charges to be in prison for 8 months because of the incident. Something that I can’t stop thinking would be you already have sex with someone wife and you still trying to throw stone at her husband. You already touch,kiss,passionate love with her wife you have everything a guy needed. The best solution is to find a hooker than story SETTLE

Heather Mills Jokes

Mills and McCartney matching T-shirts.

Why is Sir Paul McCartney a bigger idiot than disgraced US attorney Eliot Spitzer?
Because Spitzer spent $1000 an hour on a call girl for two hours, and Sir Paul McCartney spent $1500 a day on a 3rd rate hooker for 4 years!

What is the difference between Linda McCartney and Heather Mills?
We wish Linda wasn't dead.

Is it fair that Heather Mills asked for a $60,000 equestrian allowance, even though she doesn't ride?
Fair, because horses don't ride, they are ridden.

Which part of Heather Mills isn't a conniving money grubbing bitch?
Her prosthetic leg.

Rambo and Heather Mills are locked up in separate animal infested Jails with no food. Who survives longer?
Rambo takes out his hunting knife, kills the rats and eats them - he survives for 1 month before the rats run out. Heather Mills has no problem drinking rats' milk, so she can survive indefinitely. But she doesn't need to, because un-dead vampires are hard to kill and apparentl y harder to shut up.

Knock, Knock, who's there?
The hooker we-hate-her the litigious faker (sung according to "the butcher the baker the candlestick maker")
Ah, please come in Mrs Mills.

"I know a person with a wooden leg named Heather."
"Is other leg name crazy bitch?"

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