Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Cheerleading Fail
This picture of some dumb cheerleaders is priceless! Imagine how much the other team must have laughed at them when these dumb cheerleaders displayed this banner. The cheerleaders might have helped their home team by making the other team laugh so hard at their dumb banner. So, maybe that means these cheerleaders aren't dumb after all? You decide!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The moral of the story is....
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
Johnny replied, "Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands.""Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
Johnny replied, "Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
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