Things Overheard in a Bar This Weekend That Terrify Me About Women

Waiting for my tab to close out, I happened to eavesdrop on an intimate discussion between to girls at the bar:

Friend 1: So whatever happened to that guy who you found out had a thing for you?
Friend 2: He showed up at the party. Later on he came up to me and said, "I want to kiss you, but I need a shot because I'm so nervous."
Friend 1: On my gawd!
Friend 2: I said, "If you're going to kiss me, I'm going to need 2 more shots to go through with it."





Holy shit.