I Missed Out On An Orgy

Saturday, my friends David and Doug decided to throw a party at their place. Everyone was to bring a 6 pack of beer that wasn't Budlight, Natural Light, Pabst, etc. These beers were dumped into a cooler and everyone shared the cornucopia of tasty beverages.

It was fun to wet my palate with different beers from around the globe and pat the backs of my good friends, but the crowd was the same as it always is. A bunch of dudes... no new girls (it's a douchey thing to say, but I can't help it). The party was just like a million others we have thrown, so after sobering up, I assigned myself the job of being the DD and escorted Leo and Jack home.

Apparently, not long after I left the premises, an orgy took place. A real fucking orgy. I couldn't believe it when I heard the news through the grapevine Sunday morning. I needed to get the scoop from Doug, the man in charge of organizing the smörgåsbord of naked bodies.

So@24: Tell me about the orgy. Now.
Doug: hahahah
fuuuuck
shit got weird indeeed
So@24: wtf dude!?
Doug: haha, damn i dont really know how to describe it... just some nakedness and rubbing
So@24: Did you guys make some pact never to discuss it again?
Doug: no. it was all pretty casual.
So@24: How can an orgy be fucking casual!?

An orgy. Weird man.