I sat on the edge of his futon and watched Leo pack his clothes and food for the week. My interest peaked when I saw him shove 6 condoms into a duffel bag.
So@24: Why are you packing all those? You honestly think you're going to have that much sex this week??
Leo: Are you kidding me? It's Burning Man, dude. No one holds back.
Fine. Go off and have crazy, anonymous, drug-induced sex with topless hippies.*
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I'm bitter.
* don't believe me? google image it yourself!
