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Friday, November 9, 2007

I'm Forrest Gump


Remember that scene in Forrest Gump when Jenny removes her bra and Forrest awkwardly turns away? And then she takes his hand and places it right on her boob? And then he looks back at her and then orgasms? And then he apologizes over and over again?

That's me the next time.

I swear to God.