It's Official

As of the 18th, it's been officially an entire calendar year since I have had relations with a female.

That's including anything involved as well. Like awkward, backseat fumbling, drunken make out sessions, etc.

Each day I come closer to purchasing a WoW account (I will be a Ranger... my name will be Gamblor), switching from my sevens to sweatpants, and living off of 7-11 nachos or Bagel Bites, and masturbating to Japanese anime.

It's been a fun ride, but I'd like to get off now please.