My Cousin: The Internet Matchmaker

Mimi: when are you getting on match.com
So@24: what!?
Mimi: why not
So@24: uh... i dont know. it's weird
Mimi: i think it's interesting
So@24: dude, no way.
Mimi: i'm just perusing the girls in your area, to see if it's even worth it
So@24: "enjoys sleeping in, singing weezer when drunk, cartoons, and videogames"
Mimi: tagline "Choose me if you want to marry your little brother!"
So@24: I hate you.
Mimi: if you were a boy looking for a girl, what username would catch your eye? "SlutMachine69" hahahahaha
So@24: HAHAHAH!
Mimi: tagline "I just want to fuck"
So@24: LilCuteySunshine83
Mimi: Blondeboobies4U
So@24: Cartoonsnpenis4me. Dream girl! Dream girl!