Jennifer Aniston Nude? Nope, Close But No Cigar.

Only a few people have seen Jen nude. These include Vince Vuaghn and Brad Pitt and most recently the photographer for GQ magazine. Unfortunately these losers have not obliged us with nudie pics of her. She just recently appeared on the cover and in GQ mag - semi nude as usual -Yaaaawwn! For all those girl-next door fans out there, I hate to disappoint you, but there are no nude pics of Ms Jennifer Aniston. No upskirts, downblouse, nippleslips, panty flashes etc. The question is why does she continue to tease men and lesbos with semi nude pics, always with her nipples and muff covered by strategically placed objects?

I'm guessing it's because thats all she has. Once she completely gets her kit off, that will be it. No one will be interested in her anymore. Kind of like the anti-climax you feel after a wank. But she need not fear because other famous stars have continued to shine even after they have satisfied the you-tubers with good old fashined nudity.

Angelina Jolie has gone full frontal and sent most men's blood south (i.e. penis, south get it?). She's still a hugley bankable as well as wankable star. Nicole Kidman aka ice princess has gone full ftontal too, though it was thankfully in a play. Jessica Biel will soon take some of it off aswell.

There is life after nudity, unless you have played and bluffed with the 'girl-next-door' card for so long that once you put them down on the table, every one sees that you aint got jack. So here's the dilemma. If Jen continues to cock tease the internet-ers and you-tubers, how long can she keep it up? These people though not too bright have some modicum of intelligence. They are going to cotton on to the fact that there is no climax at the end of all the teasing. On the other hand if she does bare it all then there is a high probability that the internet-ers and you-tubers will just probably say 'is that it?'

Poor Jen. To bare or not to bare, that my friends is the question

PS: I forgot, there is one pic of her without her top, at least people seem to think it's her. Happy googling!

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Handjob Highlight of Big Brother

Channel 10. What the heck is going on? You promised us soooo much for Big Brother this year, and you have delivered jack all. All you have done is axed that sexy vixen Gretel Killeen and replaced her with Kyle who looks like he's got half a sequoia up his ass and is as funny as a piece of wet cardboard, and that broad Jackie-O who would look really good topless. It's past the halfway mark and all we have seen so far is...

1. Nobbi's knob, while he was doing the naked monkey dance.
2. Terrence's overfried chipolata in countless horrific shower scenes.
3. Bianca flashing her black knickers in the yard.
4. Rory flossing his ass cheeks with innumerable thongs.
5. Rihanna giving Rory multiple handjobs.
6. Assorted bathing scenes where the babes are bathing in their bikinis.

It's so dull in fact, Big Mouth has to bring up old footage from past BBs to show some topless women. The only bit of action, if indeed you can call it that, is that slut Rihanna giving Rory a couple of polishes. Footage of this was aired on Big Mouth, clearly show casing Rihanna's talent and cum covered hand. This is the height of perverted and sick TV, when a mother of a seven year old daughter Mia goes on reality show, gives handjobs worth two rolls of toilet paper and gets cum all over her hand on national TV. You can't find a sluttier piece of white trash than that folks. Rihanna claims she can't last more than 2 weeks in a relationship. We agree. She probably got pregnant up against the wall, in a well lit driveway with the cabbie who dropped her home. What will her poor daughter face at school? All the kids will be calling her slut-spawn and/or similar vicious epithets. Maybe DOCs could save her from her mother who cannot keep her legs crossed. I always thought Brigdy was the bimbo, but Rihanna beats her hands down, or should I say hands on Rory's dick.

Big Brother - you suck! I will attempt to get footage of the handjob and post it here.

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