If you saw the movie V for Vendetta with Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving and Stephen Rea, you will no doubt remember the long and oh so freaking confusing speech V (Hugo Weaving)unleashed upon Natalie Portman's character Evey. V used long, complicated words and all kinds of alliterations which are, off course, the repetition of the first consonant sound in a phrase. Well, if you're, like me, still wondering what hell was said there, here is a very funny "translation" of V's long-ass speech.