If I am...
1. Married
and/or
2. have children
and still have a MySpace account... any and all who read this have my permission to rip out my testicles with a pair of rusty garden shears. I want you to promise me.
Blog Archive
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August
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- Coming Clean with Janice
- Taken From the Archives Pt. 3
- The Burning of the Man
- Mind of a Stalker
- Shitty Couples
- This American Life: Break-Up
- Emo Posting
- Just Me and the Girls
- Promise Me!
- My Friend Boned a Widow
- Stick Shift Love
- Epic Battle with My Penis
- Superbad
- Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (1024x768 & 1280x800 WideS...
- An Emo Song, a Blunt, and a Peanutbutter & Jelly
- Ph.D. Ponderings
- Puma Swede's Pit
- An Embarrassing Confession: My First Kiss
- Missed Calls
- The Hyena, The Vulture and Other Things
- Shorties Get No Love
- V.I.P at the Stone Rose
- Running on Empty
- Avril Lavigne (1024x768 & 1280x800 WideScreen)
- Drought
- A Drunken Musical
- I Love My Friends Pt. 4
- "We Just Wanna DANCE!"
- Joss Stone (1024x768 & 1280x800 WideScreen)
- Liv Tyler (1024x768 & 1280x800 WideScreen)
- Kate Lawler (1024x768 & 1280x800 WideScreen)
- A 6 Pack and Eternal Sunshine
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