"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." --Tom Clancy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." --Bill Kelly
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." --Lynn Lavner
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." --P. J. O'Rourke
"As the French say, there are three sexes--men, women and clergymen." --Rev. Sydney Smith
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." --George Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." --Matt Barry
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Drew Carey
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." --Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." --Rodney Dangerfield
“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray” --Madonna
