You said it, Kevin McCallister.

My backpack is loaded with the essentials:

• A clean shirt for Saturday morning
• A 3/4 bottle of Maker's Mark (to calm the nerves)
  
• A stick of deodorant
  
• Two packets of tangerine flavored Emergen-C for the inevitable hangover drive back to Los Angeles (the only working hangover cure in existence besides pho)
• Two bottles of Vitamin Water (again, for the hangover)
  

I pick up Jack in a few hours and we're taking the 101 straight West.


Here we go.

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*I know I have used this before, but it's too perfect. Besides, it was written in 2007. No one remembers that.