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Showing posts with label traffic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label traffic. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2008

Creative Ways To Increase Traffic To Your Blog

Let us assume, in the unlikely instance that you have a half decent site or blog with some really valuable content, however unlikely it may seem, and you wish to increase traffic to your site. You’ve read about creating traffic on 10 billion other sites and they all say the same damn bull every time. Be patient and have original content, blah blah blah. Well, not all of us have the patience of Jobe, the creative albeit culinary genius of Hanibal Lector and the sad optimism of 'the little engine that could.' So, listed below is what a common person can use to generate some buzz. Ideas welcome!

Porn sites attract wankers like a fat turd attracts flies. But since the pious people at Google prevent you from using adsense on porn sites. So create a cheap porn site in a separate domain. Then put a link on the porn site that directs a user to your original website when a wanker/user clicks on a link that says “Click here for upskirt pics of Hillary Clinton.” This way everybody (google, you) is happy except the gay sucker that wanted to see Hillary's snatch.

Create 100 other meaningless and utterly useless sites and link to your main blog from those rubbish sites. This will bump up your authority to 100 on Technorati. This gives good bragging rights, but excluding that, it will be meaningless and useless. Lets face it, Technorati is like the waiting list for a critical operation in the US public health system. You can get your name on the list and progress up the list, but at the end of the day, there is still no help for your sorry ass.

Cause controversy. Go to a Jewish website and post an article on why Hitler was such an awesome dude. Or go to a Muslim/Islam website and post an article explaining how Jesus would kick Mohammad's ass if they ever got into an MMA match. Don’t forget to leave links back to your site. Also, be wary of parcels in the mail and gentlemen with big beards.

Login as 'anonymous' and comment on your own posts. Make sure to really bag your own posts and insult the hell out of yourself. Referring to yourself as either Hitler, Jewish or homosexual will be a nice touch. This way it will look like a lot of people give a shit about your opinions. This gives your site credibility and might spread traffic via word of mouth.

Send out a chain mail to all your friends with some stupid crap ass sob story about a boy who lost his thumbs playing too mush PS3 or about a family dog that has lost one testicle to the neighbors cat. Ask for money in the email for some operation that cannot be pronounced in one breath. Give your Paypal account and have a link back to your site. You might get a couple of donations on top of some good traffic. And feel free to ask for sexual favors. Just because you lost both your thumbs doesn't mean someone else can't give you a hand job.

Beam me up Scotty - Geek central.

Monday, January 1, 2007

Practical Tools and Ways To Increase The Productivity Of Your Blog

Google Webmasters

This page has an amazing number of tools you can use to monitor and manage your website. You can login using your gmail account login. You can check to see if your site is actually being indexed by googlebot, see if there are any errors in your site and heaps more. Google webasters.


Check what the flavour of the month and the popularity of your keywords

See what other people are searching for on the web. You can use this as a rough guide when you are thinking of your next blog topic.


Analytics

Google Analytics – This allows you to monitor who visited your web page, from where they came, and how long they stayed on your site. You have to start by cutting and pasting some html/javascript onto your website. Ideally you want to paste this in your template so it’s automatically on all you pages. This is useful because you might be trying to generate traffic through many channels. This will show you from where the traffic is coming (refered) so you will know which channels are successful. It’s much smarter than a web-counter.


Ping-o-matic

Ping-o-matic – For those bloggers out there this is an invaluable tool. It notifies all the main stream Blog and web search engines of updated content. Please note that blog hosting services such as WordPress can be configured to ping ping-0-matic. While hosts such as Blogger may or may not be doing it. It still doesn’t hurt to use this service once regularly, just to make sure everything is updated. www.pingomatic.com


Technorati

This is a blog rating site. If you just join you will have an authority of Zero, which means you will be given the least preference when it comes to search results. This also means that the chances of users actually visiting your blog through Technorati is virtually zero. The only way to increase your authority is to have other sites/blogs link to you. The best way of doing this is through blog carnivals (tip 9). The next best way is to do some link exchanging. Building up your authority is tough work. Still, lot’s of people talk about it so it wouldn’t hurt to create an account and claim your blog in Technorati. The more you put your blog out there the more chances of getting noticed.


10 Practical Ways to Generate Traffic

1. Submit to Search Engines
Make sure that you have submitted your site to all the relevant search engines. If lots of other sites link to your site – you have a lot of incoming links – then the big search engines will eventually find you. However, if you are just starting then chances are no one will be linking to you so submit your site!
  • Google
  • MSN Live Search
  • Yahoo
  • AOL Search is powered by Google
  • LYCOS Search is powered by Ask and Google
  • ASK You need to submit an XML sitemap to ask.
    • http://submissions.ask.com/ping?sitemap=http://www.yoursite.com

Page rank refers to how high up your pages rank in a search. Pages with the highest rank appear at the top of the first results page. Many search engines have different ways of ranking sites but a common theme is the number of incoming links that point to your site. This means you need other ‘well-respected’ sites to add references to your page/blog on their pages to increase your ranking. You can always write to webmasters of sites that are similar to yours and beg them to put a link to your blog on their site. This assumes that you have a worthwhile blog.

2. Submit to Web Directories

Web directories are different from search engines. Search engines basically return results based on keywords. Whereas web directories are a collection of links sorted under categories. Quite a few web directories are edited and maintained by humans. This means that you can submit your site and a human editor will decide whether your site is worthy of inclusion or not.
This process might seem a little tedious, but it's another way of getting your site out there.

3. Good Content

Everyone goes on and on about content. Unfortunately, this is the most important part of any site. Have interesting and frequently updated content. More content means more material for the web crawlers, which means more words associated with your site. Pick a topic you feel you can write a lot about.

4. Forums

Join forums and make comment leaving a link back to your site. This is great way to get people to visit your site. However, be careful not to spam. Which means you must leave meaningful comments that are related to the topic and only leave links that point to the related sections on your blog. Most social networking sites have forums or you can join special forums.

5. Emails and messages

Send out emails or post message on social networking sites. You must have at least a hundred friends on Myspace and at least another hundred in Facebook right? Send messages to them or post a message on your profile with a link to your site for all to see.

6. Webrings

Join a couple of webrings. Webrings are a collection of similar sites with links to each other. Most of these services are free. However, you might have to add some of their HTML/Javascript code on your website. Again webrings are usually edited by humans so it might take some time before you are actually in the ring. I’m not convinced of the effectiveness of these.
Be careful when using webrings. Some webrings are primarily used to generate links to the participating sites. Search engines such as google don't take too kindly to these kind of tactics.

7. Search engine optimization

Make sure that your site is Search Engine Optimised (SEO’d) – This basically means a well laid out site with clear links and a sitemap. More arcane and less useful forms of SEO involve special HTML tags such as ”META keywords” and “META description” etc. There are heaps of sites describing these tags in detail. Just search for “META keywords” or “META description” in google. Most popular search engines ignore META tags, but there might be smaller crawlers out there that still use this.

You can use scrub the web to check how far your site is Search Engine Optimized.

8. Sitemap

Have A sitemap. A sitemap can be an XML file that contains information about your site Visit sitemap.org for more information. Or, a sitemap can be a simple web page with links to all your other pages. This makes it really easy for the web crawler to trawl through your site because the links to every page on your site is in one place. If you have a blog, you might consider submitting your RSS feed as sitemap. Search engines such as Ask require XML sitemaps.

9. Blog Carnivals

Blog carnival can be considered an event blog or a magazine blog. A Blog carnival post usually contains links to other blog articles. You have to submit your article to the Blog Carnival manager who then decides whether to include you or not. Some carnivals are recurring with Posts every month or every week. Visit a couple of sites and see if you can match up one of your articles to a Blog Carnival. If it matches, submit it to the carnival and see what happens. You might become a regular contributer to that carnival. It’s one additional link to your blog, plus it might increase your authority on technorati.

10. Keep trying different things
Do different things and see if your traffic improves. Keep changing things around.